PUSHRODS AND ODDBODS
It sure seems like a long time since I last sat down to write a race report and
a lot has certainly happened since then. I will endeavor to bring you all up to
speed on what’s been happening here at American Car Imports Racing since
our 2002 season ended at the FIA Euro Finals last September. I expect this report
will turn into a bit of a monster so it’s probably best to grab yourself
a cold beer, find something interesting to watch on TV and have someone read it
to you quietly in the background.
As you may have noticed things have been a bit quiet from us over the last
few months and the website hasn’t been updated very much. There are three
reasons for this; a) We have been keeping a lot of our plans secret because
we’re all paranoid, b) Gavin Evans of Expert IT has taken over as webmaster
and has been sensibly putting his efforts into creating our new-look site rather
than updating the old one and c) I just couldn’t be bothered. However
due to popular demand (plus the fact that no-one else wants to do it) I will
still be writing our race reports and trying to give you all the inside story
and a chuckle along the way hopefully. So with that in mind, on with the story…

After the Euro Finals we weren’t entirely happy with our performance
so we decided to go testing to work on our tyre shake problems and to make sure
that we went into the off season with absolutely none of our engines still in
working order. We did learn a lot and try out a lot of ideas including a different
clutch set up and altering the ignition timing on the run with our funky new
Six Shooter ignition control. It was very pleasant running when we felt like
it rather than working to a racing schedule, and when we knew that to make another
run before the meeting ended we would have to skip checking the motor over we
decided to call a halt to our testing. This turned out the right move as we
discovered after the meeting that we had spun a bearing, wrecked the crank and
were on the verge of dropping two valves. Had we run again on that motor we
would have kicked a rod and hurt the block, heads and cam too so for once being
lazy was actually the right way to go.
Back at the workshop and struggling to come to terms with life without going
to the races we decided to stick our heads in the sand and go to the races.
Not just any old races either but the NHRA Finals in Pomona, California to watch
the last round of the American championships and catch up with all our friends
over there. Now they say the sun always shines in Los Angeles. Well that’s
crap. For two of the qualifying days it rained so hard it was like being at
Wimbledon. However this actually worked to our advantage because all the US
racers we wanted to talk to had plenty of spare time to share ideas with us,
mock our strange accents and funny ways and give us some pointers for the 2003
season. Thanks in particular to Mike Johnson and all the guys for letting us
shelter in their trailer, feeding and watering us and making us so welcome.
Thanks also to Duane Shields, Rick Santos, Steve Federlin, Norm Drazy, Gary
Sumek, Dave Fletcher, Brad Hadman, Dave Uyehara, Bob Meyer, Brad Anderson and
our old pal Bill Reichert for giving of their time so freely and openly.
An unexpected side effect of all this talking and throwing around of ideas
was the suggestion over breakfast from American Car Imports MD Anthony Cohen
that perhaps what we really needed was a new car. From behind our piles of blueberry
pancakes and hash browns the rest of the team told him not to be so daft and
get on with his omlette. Boy were our faces red when most of the people we spoke
to back at the track later that day agreed a new chassis would help us a lot
and after a long discussion with the guy who builds the majority of the Top
Methanol dragster used by NHRA racers, Brad Hadman, we started to seriously
consider the idea. Whilst mulling it all over we went to visit our friends over
at Brad Anderson’s place and became even better friends of theirs when
we ordered two new forged blocks, two crankshafts and a pair of complete cylinder
heads along with a bunch of other stuff to stock up the war chest with. Much
fun as had by all at the NHRA museum and at the Racepak open day where everyone
(especially Ron and Henry) was very helpful and welcoming. A big tip of the
cap as always to our main man in California; Gary Burgin for his wry insights,
excellent service and coffee when we dropped in on him too before heading for
home.

Once we were back in Blighty an order was placed with Hadman for a brand new
dragster chassis and a trip to Seattle for Dave to have his seat fitting was
quickly arranged. Whilst there Dave had all of the pedals and levers fitted
around him, as well as an extra big hole put in the dash for his trusty, clunky,
25 year old rev counter with the Roman numerals on… Once the car was complete
in early January and it and all of the rest of our goodies (including a new
billet 10.5” Chrisman rear end) were loaded in a container at our shipping
agent in Los Angeles our box full of toys was soon on its way across the Atlantic
with the help of the gang at Air Sea Logistics.
As if putting together a new car and two new engines and repairing our old
engines wasn’t enough work for the winter we decided to really go for
it and move into a new workshop, build a new trailer and attend the Autosport
show too. Firstly we moved into, painted, wired up and fitted out our great
new workshop in Guildford. Because we have been trying to keep our plans under
wraps we couldn’t really arrange a workshop visit with our friends at
eurodragster.com because a new chassis in the background of the pictures would
have given the game away really, however hopefully we can do that just as soon
as we have worked out where to put the bar here at the Grumpy RaceStation.
The first task was to build the stand for the Autosport extravaganza which
was no mean feat and once everything was ready and all loaded up both the Krypton
and Nemesis rigs were crammed full of stuff and the display vehicles traveled
up separately! Arriving at the NEC in Birmingham in the snow we unloaded the
seemingly endless supply of wood, nails and BS pills ready for our stay. The
stand featured the 2002 car wheelstanding and resting its front wheels in the
back of a Ford Lightning pick up. There was also a luxurious office suite, PlayStation
2 consoles and a new Hummer 2 stuffed in the corner where we could find room
for it. Overall the show was a big success and helped gain a lot of exposure
for all our valued sponsors and the sport of drag racing. However if the thieving
swine who stole my nice new stepladder during the second setup day there is
reading this I hope you fall off it and break your neck you filching herbert…

It was only the middle of January and already we all needed a holiday. But
of course we kept our noses to the grindstone. Well actually the Wilsons kept
their noses to the grindstone while I conscientiously buggered off on holiday
for two weeks and left them to it, getting engaged in Venice whilst I was there.
In a strange twist of fate the first time I ever wrote one of these reports
it was to send to Lucas Oil over in California back in 1999, for someone in
the marketing department there called Jennifer. The rest is history as they
say and we will be getting married next year!
At the end of January we got seriously stuck in to building our new hauler,
inside an empty step-frame box trailer we pinched from a layby just outside
Romford. This rig is all singing, all dancing and all unfinished but once it
is complete will be ideal for running a dragster on the European tour. With
bunks for the crew, a fully fitted kitchen, shower and toilet along with all
services, lighting, a beer fridge, a workshop and an awning big enough to park
several Hummers under the outfit really is the dog’s dangly bits. Well
I say is, but it’s not quite yet truthfully. With the start of the season
rapidly approaching and a pile of work left to do on the actual racing kit we
realized that we wouldn’t be able to have the truck properly finished
for the Easter race. None of us wanted to turn up at the track in a less than
100% rig so ironically enough we decided to take the old truck instead. Funny
that really, seeing as that truck was never much better than a 45% rig on a
good day but that was our plan regardless. This meant we could turn our attention
to playing with our new toy which had by now arrived from the USA and had been
neglected in the corner of our workshop like an empty crisp packet for several
weeks…
Some of you may have seen the advert I placed for a new crewman and I’m
delighted to say we were successful in finding the right man from the job when
Phil James came on board (safety goggles and all) as we were finishing off not
quite finishing the trailer in March. With Phil’s help as well as the
assistance of our existing crew of Mike Nicholls and Ricki Packham, along with
plenty of cakes and sandwiches from team mum Linda we cracked into the new car
and within a few days it was starting to look like a racecar is supposed to
look. The folks at Total Design, Euro American and Custom Graphics worked their
magic again on the design, paint work and decals respectively and with a strong
effort from everyone involved we had a finished piece in time for the Easter
race. We even found time to test fire the car before going to the track and
to clean the mould out of the fridge in the old trailer!
Drag racers are a tough bunch to please you know. Despite arriving at Santa
Pod for the first round of the RAC MSA British Top Methanol Championship with
the aforementioned brand new dragster straight from the USA all we got was lots
of people saying “Hmmm… but where’s the new trailer?”
Thanks everyone! We couldn’t bring all of our new toys to the races in
one go now could we? Although the forecast for the weekend was pretty grim the
Friday afternoon was warm and sunny and we soon remembered how to put the awning
and pit up whilst Geoff Martin and Mark Norton went about their SFI inspection
of the new car. We really did roll out the red carpet for them to walk on, but
I shouldn’t feel too honoured boys; that carpet was part of the Auto Trader
stand at the Autosport show a couple of months beforehand…
On Saturday morning we fired the car up and when we checked everything over
we found two burnt pushrods which was a bit of an unpleasant surprise. Then
due to a slight technical oversight the replacements that went in were the wrong
size and so they broke when we fired the car up again. After a bit of a thrash
we had everything back together and ready to go in time for the first qualifying
session. It was bone chillingly cold and windy so when we pulled to the starting
line on Saturday afternoon none of us were expecting great things as the track
temperature was a very unhelpful 58 degrees. With a very soft tune up dialed
in and a deliberately conservative driving job we were all delighted to see
a 5.716 at 244.75 mph come up on the scoreboards. Best of all there wasn’t
a hint of tyre shake despite the cold track which was very encouraging for us
all to see.

Back in the pits a we found more burnt pushrods which we were not at all happy
about but with the forecast for Sunday saying rain we put it all back together
and headed out for another run. With the same tune up and a little more aggressive
driving the HGC Scaffolding backed machine responded with a 5.665 at 253.63
mph. The track temperature was down to 54 degrees by this time and again there
was no shake so we were very pleased with this run and as always it was great
to get over 250 mph. There was a strong tailwind blowing, reducing the downforce
from the rear wing which made the car spin the tyres and move around a lot on
the top end of the track. Obviously this hurt the performance so we were confident
that there was plenty more to come out of the new dragster on a better track
and with a more aggressive set up. Apologies to our qualifying opponent Doug
Ripley for screwing up his time on that run. With the tyre spin taking the car
right over to the centre line and the slightly outwards-angled parachute packs
on our new car we tripped his clocks with our parachutes. I think Doug was happy
with his 5.56 time slip but of course his run was disallowed. Sorry mate!
Yet more pushrods got burnt on that run so we elected to sit out the remainder
of qualifying on Sunday to conserve parts and figure out the oiling problem
that must have been causing the damage and limiting the supply of oil up to
the inlet pushrod rockers. After a lot of head scratching and taking the heads
off twice we finally spotted the problem; an elongated oiling hole in the head
gaskets we were using which we had never run before. We had bought these gaskets
second hand and the Canadian we bought them from shall remain nameless. For
some reason the oil feed holes to the head had been enlarged with a file. Instead
of increasing the flow this actually meant that most of the oil leaked out under
the head and over the camshaft instead, hence the lack of oil in the rockers
and burnt pushrods. In the excitement of finally finding the cause we came up
with a really stupid solution to the problem. Unfortunately I realized this
wouldn’t work as I torqued down the very last nut on the second cylinder
head so off they came for the third time, fresh gaskets were fitted and the
old ones were cut up in to lots of tiny pieces…
Our 5.66 stood for the number one qualifying spot and we had everything back
together in good time so we had an early dinner that night and then relaxed
with a beer or too. Much amusement was had by all watching the goings on in
the Time Machine pits both on and away from their new altered. The whole crew
were shattered by this point so an earlyish night was had by all and a bit of
a lie in too because our first round wasn’t ‘til the following afternoon.
Monday dawned dry and sunny and the track had clearly improved with the sunshine
and rubber laid down by the awesome Pro Fuel Shootout. In a total misuse of
their equipment I used the eurodragster.com web-cam to wave to Jennifer watching
over in California whilst I was checking out the track that morning. Thankfully
for all involved I managed to resist the urge to pull a mooney…
We headed for the staging lanes at 2pm ready to rumble against Doug Ripley
in the opening round. The better conditions and the extra top end grip helped
the car speed to a 5.636 at 251.11 mph and a win over Doug’s 7.983 (and
yes we did manage to keep our chutes in our own lane that time). The elapsed
time proved to be good for lane choice against our longtime friends and rivals
over at Turner Racing in the final, if only by 2 thousandths of a second.
No motor damage was found back in the pits and all the pushrods remained their
original shiny silver colour at last. However we did find that the magneto cap
had worked loose and in the time available the best option was to put the spare
mag in and reset the ignition timing. Once this was all done it was time to
go and get it on in the final. As driver Dave Wilson backed up from the burnout
the car just didn’t sound right and as he revved it up in pre-stage we
all felt there was something amiss but there were no leaks so it was going down
the road anyway. The car looked a little weak all the way down and started to
shake the tyres at the top of first gear. We thought this may have been due
to a lack of power and our suspicions were aroused even further when the car
recorded just a 5.708 at 245.31 mph when we had been expecting a high 5.5 at
well over 250. Rob took the win with a 5.65 and we headed back to the trailer
disappointed with our performance and wondering what was wrong.
The computer trace showed a problem with the number four cylinder and sure
enough when the rocker cover was pulled we found that both pushrods had broken
on that cylinder. Further investigation back at the workshop indicated that
the bottom broke off of the exhaust pushrod, shutting the exhaust valve. The
cylinder then filled with fuel holding the intake valve shut forcing the intake
pushrod to break under the excessive strain. This put the blower boost up as
it was only breathing into seven cylinders instead of eight giving the connecting
rods a pretty hard time too.

We were actually pretty lucky considering the damage that could have resulted
and apart from losing the final had a very good weekend. The new car performed
like a dream, setting low elapsed time and top speed as well as claiming the
number one spot. The crew worked well and effectively together and the mood
was one of laughs and smutty comments all weekend which is always productive
when working at the races. Now we are putting together one of our Brad Anderson
motors ready for the next MSA championship round at Shakespeare County Raceway
on the 3rd to 5th of May. Before you all get your hopes up, no, the new rig
won’t be making it’s debut until the Main Event but we will have
a new pair of slicks courtesy of North Hants Tyres if that makes you all happy.
If you’re going along come by, say hi and ask where the new trailer is
and BRING ALONG DOUGHNUTS! Over the last couple of meetings there has been an
unsettling outbreak of custard doughnuts. Please stick to the jam variety folks,
we really are that unadventurous…
Phew! I said this would be monster didn’t I? Congratulations to those
of you that made in this far. All that remains is for me to mention a few very
important people. A huge thank you firstly to the hardworking crew and to Anthony
and Jon Cohen of American Car Imports. We are indebted to Barry Owen for all
of his help with the new workshop, trailer and the Autosport show stand. Also
thanks to our neighbour Alan Shepherd for all of his help with the new workshop
and trailer and for always knowing a man that can whenever we needed anything.
I’m delighted to say all of our product sponsors stayed on board from
last year so we are still using methanol from 76 Racing Fuels, Lucas Oil supplied
courtesy of US Automotive, NGK spark plugs from Old Car World and terrorizing
the pits on our scooter from 1st Line Motorcycles. You can expect to continue
reading all about us in Classic American magazine too. Welcome aboard to the
folks from Alternative Automotive Fuel Conversions and Silverline Tools, we
hope you enjoying racing with us. Lastly I was particularly delighted to see
so many of our fans out there cheering for us over the weekend and keeping the
mobile bar nice and busy. See you all at the drags again soon…
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